Windbourne's Joke Of The Week
A joke, either
submitted by you, or by us (Windbourne) will appear here for a week. After
that week it will be consigned to the Joke Archive
along with the rest the previously used jokes.
Due to circumstances beyond my control, the Joke of The Week is on
hiatus. It will resume, I'm just not sure
when.
A joke told originally by
Bernard Bolan told to me
by Lyndan Blackman
Two vampire bats
woke up, very hungry, as usual. One bat left the cave before the
other, flying off in the dark, dark, night. He returned before very
long with blood dripping from his teeth.
"You're lucky", said the second bat, "Tell me where you went!"
They both looked out from the cave, and the first bat pointed, "You see
that tree over there?", he asked.
"Yes", said the second bat.
"Look past that tree and tell me if you can see the tall rock sticking
up."
"No, I can't see any rock." said the second bat.
"Ni ether could I." said the first
bat.
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Karen Rodgers), or the other
members of Windbourne. Submissions can be made either through email,
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envelope please write "Attn: Joke" so we can process it quickly. If
your joke is chosen we will notify you as soon as possible as to the week
it will appear and with your joke, and we will link to your web site, if you
have one. If submitting by mail, please include a self addressed stamped
envelope with your submission, thank you.
Take note, I'm warning you up front that
absolutely NO obscene or racially denigrating
jokes have a prayer of ever seeing daylight on this site, and that is the
end of this discussion. On the other hand, goofy jokes and paint searingly
bad puns are more than welcome.
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